The Great Hipster Decline

Sorry Hipsters, it seems your becoming extinct. Not as a culture, or anti-culture, or whatever the heck hipsters are.  Just the rest of societies willingness to listen to anything you say, pay for anything you want to do, or deal with you at all.   Specifically, the world of cycling sends a bicycle type back to its origins.  Your flagship transportation, the hipster fixie, is officially dying, single speed fixed gears will return to tracks and training as God intended.  .  I come to this epiphany from a simple social gauge...