What a Concept 6

In full on amazement, my farm of internet scouring servers has discovered the concept that defies the standards.  A bicycle concept and design to prove that there is hope for humanity after all, just not at the hands of engineers that make bikes.  For part 6, only one concept is enough to get your fill of the strange and amazing....

Fixies have evolved into a form beyond anyone's imagination.  Aurumania brings us the 24 carat gold plated hipster steed of pure irony.  The Gold Bike Crystal Edition that you see pictured, is covered with over 600 crystallized Swarovski Elements.  It sports a Brooks saddle with matching grips, and you can even buy an optional gold plated wall hanger to match.  It is a mere 80,000 Euros.  

Notice the highlighted text.  You may find that important as I note how irony is a wicked b-word (expletive implied).  Read between the lines into the reality of this concept and in that you will find the pure stupidity of it.  It is a fixie, coveted by hipsters world wide, and actual real track cyclists.  Track cyclists would want to win one, but are not likely to buy one.  Hipsters are broke, thrift store stalking, coffee shop loiterers that have barely enough money to buy a bar of soap let alone a normal fixie.  The hipsters that do have jobs and money are in it to get laid and only pretend by dressing hipsterish.  Besides, hipsters hate Capitalism and all it stands for, so things of high value repel their sensibilities.  

So who in the hell is this for?  Is there a hipster being held rich beyond his own control?  Not likely.  I cannot even guess what or who would want this.  Unless of course it is to be placed on it's stand and displayed as the museum piece to chronicle true hipster irony.  At least in the display they can save money and reuse some of the neanderthal mannequins and buy the cloths at Goodwill. 

The Final rating for this idea is obvious.  Since the only genius involved in this was getting someone to invest in making them, it doesn't merit an Einstar but a Madoff Award.  Since I do not award those, it's a full Hipstar bar. 

Rating ~ 6 Full Hipstars!